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28/02/2009

Watch your neck, girlfriendOn Oprah's part, I mean. She's really seemed very full of herself in the last few years (being the richest woman in show business can do that to a person, I guess) but since Obama has risen to power, she's been almost insufferably smug - like she singlehandedly got him elected. It's a crock of shit. And I'm not the only person who feels that...
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28/02/2009

I'm sorry. Nobody could be that stupid or insensitive by accident. If you were going to pick a pet to publicize on a reality show, why would you pick one that's in the headlines for a savage attack unless you're looking for a little drama? ...
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28/02/2009

Wow. I think we finally found a situation where Paris is embarrassed. Who woulda thought? As far as Paris has fallen from the A-list, she's usually careful not to be photographed with those even lower than she lest some of their loser cooties rub off on her. As recently as a year ago security would have never let Tila...
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I'm still not posting that other pictureI was afraid this was going to happen. He was laying it...
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Lisa RinnaUh, yeah. Right. And then she tripped over her lips. Lisa Rinna is not bashful about her...
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They're cringingI have to be very careful here, so as not to offend the esteemed Michael K. (love...
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Like Susan Powter used to say, "STOP THE INSANITY!" I'm sick of hearing about this wacko bitch and...
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Stay well, and stay away from himSounds crazy, I know, but in many cases of domestic violence the victim...
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Maybe he was distractedIt's not like he has any after that Vegas fiasco. He's probably back to doing...
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OK, not really. But it makes for a great headline, doesn't it? What the hell was she doing at...
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Aw, c'mon, honey. Those other girls don't mean a thing to meTake a good look at the spinster's face. Not...
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I betcha hers is bigger (horse is not amused)Hmm. Musta been the hairy chin. Or maybe it was the...
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Haven't felt a thing since 1985Yikes. I don't know what looks stiffer - her face, her hair or...
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OscarsAnd the 5-hour Oscar night has started with Barbara Walters Oscar special. She tried to...
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Make room for one moreHarlow will make an excellent big sister. Proud daddy Joel made the announcement...
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Hope she remembered her shirt this timeI've always heard that Hollywood parties can get a little...
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Are you kidding me? "Don't you know who I am? " Tori Spelling has lost a lot of weight since she gave...
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Usually it's her footI just bet she doesn't wash her hands either. That means she's dirty as well...
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Doesn't have a thing to wearFor the record, Grandma Luz and Granny Gristle are the same age. The...
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Shameless drunkGary Collins was a successful TV star for years. He's done everything - game shows,...
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Large and in chargeExactly where a moose like this gain the life experience, or earn some kind of...
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The sisterhoodSuri better watch her ass. These two can one-up Cinderella any day of the week....
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Mickey and LokiLainey thinks it's because he went to Paris Hilton's birthday party, but surely even...
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Whaddya mean he's not home? : I'm sorry, miss, but you'll have to leave.While Sam was home in...
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Is she or isn't she? As hard as this woman parties I'd think the last thing she'd want to do...
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So much skin, so little soulWow. I wonder if that shit flaps in a strong breeze ... she could always...
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Skank: minus airbrushSuch a trashy little broad. Such a tawdry lifestyle. Such limited talents - they're...
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Kevin Costner nipple slip: (both of them)Congratulations, Kevin and Christine. Their second son, Hayes...
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Mickey gives Barbara a special ViewBurn! I guess all those rumors about these two bumping cosmetic procedures...
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Tension in the airThis situation has gotten so ugly. My heart goes out to Rihanna, that she has...
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I could have been a big starHow shameful, that after living like a rock star for a few years,...
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Alfie, Chantelle & MaisieHis name is Alfie Patten. And he is 13, although he looks more like...
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Rise up! We outnumber them!Does this mean that people all over California are stuffing their Chihuahuas in...
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Does this hat make me look fat? Well, he didn't say anything about whether he did or did not...
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I didn't take anythingNot that she's ever been much of an attention whore, but still. As reclusive (agoraphobic?...
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Would rob your mother: so would wifeRuth Madoff is described as a 67-year-old cookbook author. She's also...
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Stump in a cupMeet Ch. Clussexx Three D Grinchy Glee, winner of this year's Westminster Kennel Club Show...
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Well, gosh golly. She fits in real nice with this crowd. They won't make her wear her pants if...
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First two guesses don't countCan you spot the freak? It's not Barry, the one on the right (who I...
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Circle jerk? Why wasn't I invited? He does like to shock, that Nine Inch Nailer. Some women find...
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ButtascotchRun away, Butterscotch! Be free! Don't let that bloodsucking fiend lure you into her...
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In happier timesNothing funny here, folks. This is some serious shit. This girl's injuries were severe...
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Let's go for a ride. Where's my water bottle? Aw, she'll be OK as long as she doesn't let Sam ride...
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The Midget & The MoppetGee, I hadn't heard that Hayden and Milo were not together anymore. Last I...
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SOUP SANDWICH (emphasis on "wich")Talk about a slow-burning stump. When will this cochon sale d'une...
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Don't you know who I am? The minders are no match for her. She doesn't care who they are, or how...
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Ha. Just when Eliot thought he was out of the doghouse (his wife only recently began appearing in public...
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Kevin Federline's lawyer says it's not certain that Britney's children are going on tour. Mark Vincent...
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Uncanny resemblanceWho is she kidding? Trash talking grand dame Faye Dunaway, who was an acting...
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Jamie Foxx wants to tour with Jennifer Hudson. ...
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As phony as the $2 wig on her headWow. What an abrupt turnaround. What happened to make Etta take...
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Bobby Brown and his girlfriend Alicia Etheridge are expecting a baby, his agent Ravi Dabiesingh confirms to...
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