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31/01/2009

What's mine is mine and what's yours is mineWow. I was surprised when I read this. I really thought she'd let Guy keep Rocco in London so he could go to the same school and all. But what Madonna wants, Madonna gets. And she wants to get back to New York. It's been too long. I guess that means that Guy will be buying that New York apartment after all. There's been no...
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31/01/2009

Those who forget are doomed to repeat ...Drats! Foiled again! Talk about dastardly villains. Lufti's determination in particular is disturbing, because he's the one behind it all: pseudo-cousin Alli Sims, pseudo-lover Adnan, the never-ending gas station runs. He doped her. He immobilized her cars and disconnected her phones....
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31/01/2009

These girls are about the same age - Ali is only two months older than Dakota. Looks more like ten years, but whatever. A side-by-side comparison of the two is a great illustration of the do's and don't's of bringing up your baby girl to be a star. One of these girls is on the threshold of becoming a young woman. She's...
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Hulkamania lives!!Well, it took her a while, but the littlest Hulkster finally got a paying gig....
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Like the bottom of a birdcageYeesh. That looks about as healthy as an outbreak of bubonic plague. I...
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Atlantic City never looked so goodAh, Sweden, Switzerland, what's the difference? You've seen one...
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Poor little Jayden James. He's been through so much. It was little JJ that Mom clung to the night...
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Watch and learn, little girlSpeaking of implants, look at Ali's chesticles: Either she's wearing one...
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If Ramsay's the PM, I'm the Pope, you idiotThe Queen will not be pleased. Prince Charles will just...
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Orange just works for meI'm sorry. Fanta Pants. That so fits Mario Batali. It's kind of a term...
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The actress has moved on from former beau - with who she had a lengthy on-off relationship after they fell...
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Stalking the elusive daiquiriYeah, right after she throws that tennis pro another brutal shagging. And...
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skinny LindsayI can't really say much but this picture is quite disturbing. She is either doing coke,...
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JenniferJennifer has been asked to be a presenter at the Oscars and Oscars favorite couple of the...
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ScreamI mean can't we all agree that the first Charlie's Angels was fun and all about girl power but...
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Megan and AngelinaI mean Megan is pretty much the closest in looks to Angelina so it makes complete...
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Miss JacksonBlack is not always slimming, people. Oprah is probably the best at hiding sudden weight gain...
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JessicaJessica has made this mistake before. She is a beautiful girl but full-figured gals should not...
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Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.This just doesn't make sense in any other...
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Size 2 in dog yearsThis one, she irks me more and more. She's like a Maniston wannabe - it's all...
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This bag probably weighs more than she doesDon't get me wrong. I like Posh and Becks. I do. But...
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What's really in that can, little boy? OK. He got popped for DUI and mangled his hand. His passenger...
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Start spreadin' the news ...This has to come as quite a blow to the guy who beat Google in court....
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Rhymes with Boomer? Bless you, Blind Gossip, for this juicy little morsel. And for bringing this "above...
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Dakota shoppingIf you can believe it Dakota Fanning is a real live teenager now. She goes to...
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I am not a Beyonce fan, but I will admit the girl can sing. She may not be able to shave promptly or...
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Image via The SunAs long as you're not asking her to save her own life, that is. She's more than...
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I'm sorry. Whenever I look at Gwyneth all I can see is GOOP. I read about this, and all I could...
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It went something like thisIt must have been sweet for her, going from cocktail waitress to Clooney holster....
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Those can't be real and that can't be comfortableWow. What did she do to Janice Min? I'm not a...
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Such a shamePatrick Swayze may not be beating pancreatic cancer after all. According to the National...
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Will chew 'em up & spit 'em outI understand that Gwyneth is just trying to help keep her dick-crazy...
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It's all she knowsY'all remember Amy Fisher, right? She was the Long Island teen who shot her...
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Vanessa HudgensLord knows she could use the gig. Firstly she needs it to break out of the High...
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Maybe Mommy will write me a noteOh, please. How can you say you were too sick to even stand and...
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I hate you, hate you, hate you ...It's just not fair. When she was burning dolls on the beach...
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RUN, KITTY, RUN!!!Here's a shocker: Alli Sims is not quite the sleaze we thought she was when...
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Michael CeraApparently, one of the major blockades between the public enjoying an Arrested Development movie...
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Laura PreponIn big entertainment news, the wonderful and scarily tall Laura Prepon of the great...
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ScientologyJust for shits and giggles, you know. I thought it might be interesting to see if...
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ShanaeLindsay just forgot underwear and then flashed her bajingo to the world. Now Shanae's shirt was...
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No, not herThe Cox-Arquettes seem to have a well-grounded marriage, although Courtney admits that sometimes...
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Robert on the Lipstick Jungle setYes. It is true. Robert Buckley, the seducer of cougars who has...
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Pay no attention to the larger bitch behind meI mean, what's a bitch to do? Every time somebody suitable...
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Serena and LilyYes. It has been confirmed by Entertainment Weekly that Gossip Girl is getting a...
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Katie's not a happy camper. This marriage thing is not what she thought it would be. When the...
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Did you say triple flip? See that metallic object hanging from her bikini string? That's one of...
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Stunning necklace, thoughAh, Beyonce. Such a fashion diva, that Miss B (or Mrs. Jay-Z, depending on the...
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What are you looking at? Courtenay Semel is one crazy, ugly bitch. She's also filthy stinking rich -...
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Soon to be just another junkie againMaybe he ran out of commissary money. Or maybe he's run up...
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Just look at that body language. There is no love left between these two. Like I said previously, that...
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It's all about meMaybe it was his wife that had the problem. No wife wants that little floozy anywhere near...
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