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31/10/2008

Be quiet and they'll really think we're catsAli looks like she's wearing Lindsay's hand-me-downs ... from last year. She also looks like she's seen her big sister's plastic surgeon. Her boobs have like quadrupled in size in just a couple of months. She also looks ten years older. Dina The Merciless (and clueless and tactless)...
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31/10/2008

arriving at Katy Perry Halloween themed birthday party at the Siren Studio ...
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Give it up. You'll never be prettier than meOh, please. If it looks like a beard and walks like...
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Miley Cyrus performing live to promote her new al
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Have you hugged your snail today? She looks like a scungilli! For those unfamiliar with the wonders...
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You should see me work a poleWell ... it's a long story. You might want to tell your children to leave...
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Then we climbed into helicopters and shot them all deadWell, maybe not all of them. I think Barbara...
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Care to explain yourself? Is it true, manly Malibu beach lady? Are you really stupid, or just milking...
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Mother and sonSome fuzzy pictures were released yesterday of little Zuma getting his passport photo,...
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Ha ha! They can't understand me!For those who can't read Russian (myself included), that translates to...
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Now with more crack than everWow, to be a criminal in England. You can beat people up, openly abuse...
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Forget 90210. It could never hold a candle to Melrose. Amanda Woodward was Heather Locklear at her...
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Which way to the tiki bar? Maybe she could only afford to get the front done. Maybe she's one of...
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Just bag the face and feetWhat, did she fall in? Will she have to take Valtrex for the rest of...
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Now everyone will knowIt's simple. Go to your nearest all-night drug store, and pick up a few...
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Where she belongsHey, if the shoe fits. It's not like she's got to know about foreign relations or who...
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Just the way she likes itMaybe she'll get back into soft porn. Surely there has to be some peg...
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John said glasses will make me look smarterWhy would any self-respecting woman take back a man...
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Are you kidding me? TWINS? !? Expect a press conference or court filing any minute now. Because Denise...
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I'm the real star hereEspecially if she keeps chasing that little boy with the eyebrows. You know Sam...
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Oh dear LordWhy? Just why? Though I do love it when they fake read. It is almost as good as...
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There will be buckets o' bloodThis according to venerable Left Coast blog Defamer, whose sources are...
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Tales from the ... Oval Office? I heard that the last time a sales clerk brushed her hand while...
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Got a thing for red stringIt's getting uglier by the minute, folks. What started out as amicable...
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Not ready for the PTASienna Miller needs to wake the f**k up. If he hasn't divorced his wife yet,...
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When do I get paid? Will she stop at nothing to sell her loser movies? She's got three lined up...
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Next time it's your wankerDon't let that sweet smile fool you. Any girl who can bite the pillow like...
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She's just being MileyJustin Gaston must be in heaven. Not only does he have one of the biggest...
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Not to be trusted around young girlsWhat on earth did Christie Brinkley ever seen in this slimeball?...
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Why didn't they ask me? I can diddle, too!Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. Actually, it's Maureen McCormack these...
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Look! I can swallow and keep talking!OK, former dog, but she is the mother of his children. Travis knows...
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Candygram!I thought Amy was supposed to be on 24-hour suicide watch. I guess her friends got bored...
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This is Brian the bus driver. Have you seen him? This curious tale was brought to you courtesy of...
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A most conspicuous entranceYou heard it here first: drunk dialing does pay. Especially when you've got...
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I wonder if it ticklesI miss you, too, baby. I've got the sex ramp all shined up and I'm just...
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Not being held responsibleIs this a joke? What does a person with a famous last name have to do...
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Hey, it's better than running off with her peg leg, a thought that has crossed his mind on more...
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High School Musical: The CartoonFunny, I think he looks more like Stimpy. Vanessa is a dead...
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Does it include surround sound? Well, not actually afraid, but she's obviously never seen anything like...
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It's just not the sameWell, you can't see Uncle Karl's pert little nipples or fleshy man boobs, but...
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The spoon is getting self-conscious... As taught to her by her non-fiance, Nick Lachey. I'm sure Jessica...
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Dawn of the brain deadSomeone get this silly twit into detox before she starts thinking she's the Queen...
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Lawyers for Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are demanding a retraction over the Katie Holmes quits Scientology...
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Miley and her manIt's no wonder Billy Ray likes this guy and sees him as a younger version of himself....
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One of the weeklies has a running feature on celebrities and how they're just like us - they're...
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Happy birthday, HefLook at poor Hef. He's just beside himself. "Where are they? " he screamed. "How...
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Oh, Henry! Lookit those cheeks!!Nicole Kidman, are you taking notes? It was done her way, and...
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Ballpark franks or Filet mignon? This is not a case of "who wore it better? " This is a case...
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