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31/07/2008

What do I have to do here? !? Hey, I thought Mama liked Shelf Ass. Maybe she does compared to the sea creature he lived with for four years, but I guess nobody's good enough for her little boy. Justin isn't about to complain. Even though he's worth gazillions Mama is always there for him. When Jessica cooks she supervises to make sure the meal is up to Little Man's...
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30/07/2008

Surely she must have had some say in the matter, because it's the lukewarm, unflattering kind of crap she likes to wear. But this faux designer, faux actress is no fashionista; she's simply collecting a check. ...
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30/07/2008

Time has not been kind to himHmmm ... could it be under Chin # 1 or Chin # 2? If I was airport security I'd be scared to look; everyone knows Jerry Lewis is not an easy guy to work with or for. I guess he knows he's been a prick, so he travels with a gun. Actually it was a "hollowed out prop gun" he uses in his...
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Hee haw hee hawShe's been careful how she says it, but Miley wants out of Disney, out of Hannah...
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Shark whispererOh, well. We came this close to being rid of the smarmy little man who has done...
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Getting that sperm sampleOnly a selfish, pathetic bitch would manufacture lewd allegations about her children...
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Walking curtain rod Wow, those granny panties are HOT! She must have gotten the two-for-one special, and put...
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Redrum redrum redrumPoor Paula. She just can't get it right. I guess after being married to a...
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Have you seen the size of that thing? !? Shanna can be kind of wild and wacky, but she's not a...
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Now that's a growler!... if you work at an animal shelter or pet store. But what they really did...
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Looking very Grandma todayNo; actually this could very well be a classic case of be careful what...
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Talk about Ka-POW!I mean, really. They were stunt dogs. The folks over at PETA really need to lighten...
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I AM a bomb threat, bitchesNice mustache. They thought they really had her this time. After somehow eluding...
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Not found at WalMart or Home DepotTalk about conspicuous consumption. But what do you expect from...
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She is screaming insideI mean, c'mon. Pretty soon her hair will be shorter than his. Forget the Posh...
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Raisins make her happyHmm. Perhaps it's time to freshen up those implants. They're heading south faster...
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No resemblance to the real MischaIt's not live, it's PhotoShop. I know, I know, big deal. Why is...
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How dare they? !? As well she should. Her days with John were probably the happiest of her life,...
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It was OK thenThat shit has been getting a little out of control lately. I'm surprised they don't make...
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Yesterday, Tuesday, July 15th, marked 6 months since 's untimely passing. ...
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Greasy Bear Leaving Butter: Taking it with himIs this some kind of joke? Maybe she was all dried...
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Spends most of her time like thisAnd why not? It's nothing exciting, creative or even remotely appealing....
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Behavior not becoming of his position Dumb freakin' redneck. Um, hey, W! You're supposed to be the...
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I always shower like thisI've said it before, I'll say it again. TAKE AWAY HER F***ING CAMERA, BILLY RAY!...
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Pride of IdahoYeah, she knows what she looks like. And you know what? It hasn't slowed her down at...
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Congratulations, Brad and Angie! So much for the two girls theory. And for once I actually like the...
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Shameless Sienna and her little boy chest What the hell is wrong with Sienna Miller? Has she lost...
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Failing to find the humorBetween fans like these and a positively hostile estranged wife, A-Rod must...
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The man Christie fell in love withYou've got to hand it to Christie Brinkley. After her husband got...
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Ashley and LouisFirst of all the whole velour pants at the airport has been out for a while. Take...
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Anne and SteveAs we all know, it has been a very tough week for Anne Hathaway. It turns out her...
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Even the nipple looks cheap: Image via NOTWMaybe that's his shirt she's wearing; it does look...
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Last known sighting, circa Jamie Lynn's laborReally, when was the last time you saw a mob of...
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I heard something! Did you hear that? Yes, I know she's a snorter and not a smoker, but damn! Look...
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You blokes will believe anything!One thing's for sure: No one could ever accuse Guy Ritchie of being...
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Giving White Oprah a run for her moneyHere's a woman clearly not thinking with the top half of...
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Just call me a geologist. No one knows rocks like me!Just when they thought she was safe ... Amy...
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Someday, Suri, we will be freeAt least that's what she's telling Tommy Boy. It's the only way...
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Rotten to the core, dirty little ...Robert Rodriguez must be feeling pretty low right about now. The...
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Carrot Top by GallianoWhy would anyone seek to emulate a Raggedy Andyhead with 'roid-fueled muscles, a spray...
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Has more important things to doThen again, he doesn't seem the type to be terribly concerned about anything...
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In your dreams, ManistonHe's Just Not That Into You. Something tells me those words will prove eerily...
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Back when Madge traveled economy classOr A-Pole or even A-Cucumber. She sleeps with her Blackberry, remember?...
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Do I have to swallow it? No wonder she got her lips artificially inflated. That way she won't have...
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