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31/05/2008

To market, to market, clippety-clopNow she can really throw her weight around. None of her SATC co-stars have their own site, especially one so touching, so poignant. The horses are so happy she's come back to the stable; they've missed her so. Now you, too, can share the kindred spirit, the equine-amity, if you will, of Sarah and her friends as they canter through the...
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31/05/2008

I swear I'll be better next timeAt least at night, because he's got the night shift, 10 PM to 8 AM, while Mama gets her beauty rest. That's not a big deal for Marc: He obviously doesn't need beauty sleep (beyond redemption) and he doesn't seem to like sunlight for some reason. Jennifer and Marc's nanny "abruptly left" in...
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31/05/2008

Not on the shirt!I wondered if this is what the Craiglist boys see when they hook up at the Red Roof Inn. He probably tells them he's got the carpet to match the roof, too. Ewww! Everyone knows Clay doesn't like girls (whether he admits it or not). His little feud with Kelly Ripa was a blatant case of vagina envy gone...
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Will work for dog food: envies the pigsHere's Denise trying to portray herself as a normal, literate...
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Posh dispenser? She'll see. She thought Heidi was bad with the weekly cupcakes? That's nothing compared to...
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People Magazine reports that Angelina Jolie is still pregnant. Gossips claimed that Jolie delivered her...
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Making healthy snacks somewhat less unappealingWhat, you thought her freakishly tight face was a...
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Jihad! I mean, delish!Well, they're not really missing. Rachael just needs to look behind her ......
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Mischa and her latestSuch a tough lesson for such a doughy bitch. Mischa thought she was going...
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An eerie resemblanceHilary is one of those women with an incredible body but a somewhat masculine face. If...
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PamboWell, he didn't come right out and say it like that, but the sentiment is nonetheless pretty clear. I...
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Mother and daughter: peas of a pod? A pox on the both of you! Kate, he was in love with you. It...
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Bitch, get OFF my boat!These two have hated each other for years, but no one knows just why. It...
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I liked my old teethAnd I mean that in the cleanest, most wholesome way. Besides, everyone knows that...
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The cast of the chronicles of NarniaThough everyone was seeing Indy this weekend I wanted to...
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Hi, my name is Al and I like to danceOh, Al. You don't know how much your downtown boys have missed...
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Is this a snit or a tizzy? Which, sadly, has become a very common occurrence these days in middle-aged...
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The rack heard 'round the worldEver since Isaac Mizrahi groped her boobs on-air Scarlett has taken on...
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Look at them! See how they glow with good healthThey're sure glowing with something. And before you...
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I'll find one, Daisy. I'll find one.It's true. Jess has lost her "future husband" Tony Romo for...
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Who keeps selling these to the media? Mom? Dad? Miley? That's like saying your child keeps burning the...
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According to our friends at dyfuse, Kobe Bryant is cheating on his gorgeous wife Vanessa Bryant with...
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Is this flotsam or jetsam? Ooh, Denise. Whoopi is going to kick your ass. You told her you were...
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Not likelyGirlfriend, you should know better. Any man that is that good in the sack is not a...
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She shoots, she SCORES!I dunno. Live performance is just not Britney's bag these days. Unless she...
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What will Lindsay look like in 20 years? Yeah, right. We tried to warn you, Blohan. All that binge-drinking,...
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Hot off the Sun's pressesAw, man. That's rough. Kimbo is just like Rambo but blonder. PrettyBoring readers should...
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'Always scary when the new boss comes in to "clean house"; well, that's exactly what's happening over...
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Goodbye Georgina!I actually was a little sad when Kristin Bell uttered the final "XOXO Gossip Girl"...
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On location and doing her own stunts... which is more than we can say for another Cirque Lodge alumnus....
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Hot off the Sun's pressesAw, man. That's rough. Kimbo is just like Rambo but blonder. PrettyBoring...
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See the derriere? It is like a big cheese, no? How does one say, "Let's burn a spliff!" or "Got any...
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Um, it's just allergies. That's right, allergies.Even to homeless people with hearing loss. They even...
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He must walk funnyNow I get it. John Mayer is one of those ... gifted guys. Amply endowed, exquisitely talented...
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Pretty only on the outside We all knew this would happen. Owen's suicide attempt last year was...
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No! Not the metal detector again!She's also really concerned about Jessica's recent binge-drinking. If she...
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Britney and her tormentorsFirst of all, let's get one thing straight. There's nothing going on between...
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Don't make me hurt youIt's amazing what losing 160 pounds and a freeloading Downtown Boy can do...
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ChristinePoor Christine Prody. She seems to be plagued by serious, inexplicable injuries. So far OJ...
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Crazy LeightonLeighton Meester did her first Conan O'Brien appearence on Wednesday and if you...
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CAI bet you Christina will breat-feed that child until he is six in order to keep those d-cups. She...
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Ramon and ChristinaShe really does dress especially well when her dog Ramon is around. She even pulls...
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Gossip Girl cast at Nylon partyOn May 14, I was lucky enough to attend Nylon Magazine's "Young Hollywood" party...
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Where's the pillow? You might want to ask your children to leave the room. What we're about to discuss...
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Dear Mr. and Mrs. Cyrus: Have you lost your f***ing minds? First the topless thing, and now this....
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I'd like a small burger and a large drink, pleaseDid Jessica Simpson walk under a lot of ladders...
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Oh GodThis is just one of the saddest displays of human behavior I have ever seen. If they were...
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Wants to settle downAnd you thought she was a one-trick pony (SJP, not Meredith). With that 1-800-Flowers...
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Blake and PennAs everyone in America predicted, including blind people. it turns out Blake Lively...
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Such. A. SLUTBAG!C'mon, Nicole. You know better. He loves you ... and Harlow. He wouldn't give that...
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Doggone catastropheDoes this mean that Sophie and Gracie will always be on her mind? Ooh, that's dreadful....
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