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31/03/2008

That big buckethead Tito doesn't look like the kind of guy who appreciates sapphic romance. He's probably one of those lummoxes who feels threatened by the girl-on-girl thing. But we're talking Jenna here ... she may have hung up her spurs, but there's still a few furlongs left in that filly. ...
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31/03/2008

Tony, is that you? Tony? Jessica Simpson reportedly spent the weekend at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in LA being treated for a kidney infection. Her rep told In Touch that she checked in Friday morning because she was achy and feverish, but good ol' inside source(s) said ? She is so happy she is out and feeling great.?...
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31/03/2008

Barely had time to dryBoy, if I was Larry Birkhead I'd be pretty nervous right now. Larry's the only thing that stands between Howard and his rightful inheritance ... I mean, retirement plan ... I mean, favorite pirate. OK, maybe Howard didn't actually administer fatal doses of heavy duty narcotics to Anna or her...
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Preserved with cannabis sativaI have always loved Keith Richards. When I was younger and he didn't...
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You're gonna pay for that, sonMethinks her husband might be drawn to a tight young blonde from time...
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The HillsNow I love The Hills as much as the next idiot because I like to sit there and just laugh...
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Thinks his ass is much hotterIs this a new Scientology new mother requisite? It's like they have...
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Hello, sailorHow is Governor Paterson going to top this one? !? I mean, really. If that isn't...
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Forgetting Sarah Marshall posterYes. They have made another one with the usual cast of characters except...
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See you soon, Richie!Two weeks ago Lindsay looked like a 40-year-old drug-addled barhag. This past...
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Is she filming a Shower to Shower commercial? As banged up as Pambo has been looking lately, can you...
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Don't worry, Mommy. I'll save you.Did they take Suri away as punishment for making fun of her...
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Dumb like a postHow's your head today, Richie? What hurts worse, the hangover or the contusions you...
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You don't look like Tony. Don't touch me there.Last year John let Jessica get into the wrong limo,...
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Yes, Mama. I AM smiling.Beyonce needs to fire whoever comes up with the creative concepts for her...
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Not gay!!At first I thought that Oprah was just throwing Gayle a nice bone for all her years of...
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Does this look like something to aspire to? !? That's right. She's got a fake nose, fake tits, and...
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How's the weather up there? Don't laugh. She used to be 6'3", but that was before Studio 54 and...
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JLo and babiesI don't see much likeness to Jennifer in their faces, but ooh, boy, do I see...
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Such sadnessWhat are these guys hiding? I've always thought Howard K was a much more malevolent force in...
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You know that people who oppose the Church of Xenu tend to die sudden, inexplicable deaths. The group...
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Carson gets the Spitzer SpecialThere was a time when Carson was engaged to drunken sot Tara Reid....
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Reminds me of someoneI always thought Heather was so sleek and trim, but those bags are headed south...
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The Bride, not the rideI always like to read the comments left by our visitors. There is some hate...
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Doesn't look any better from the sideThat's not her usual MO; Mischa usually prefers full-on nipple flashing,...
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Chronic vagrant, at large in a city near youI mean, really. It's not like he'll ever be able to...
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Like a dirty Q-TipNot quite. But the headline on this week's National Enquirer might lead you to...
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Old before their timeIf nothing else, Lindsay certainly has that down pat. It's hard to believe she's...
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Reunited and it feels so goodLast week John Mayer posted the following missive on one of his...
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I still wouldn't ... your husbandThey tried to make me take a recount, I said, No, No, No. The race...
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MK and LapoMary Kate has always liked to party hard. Unlike other celebutantes, though, she knows how...
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Herbie's fully loaded (or half in the bag)Gee, no alcohol bloat there! Lookin' good! Mom's strung-out face,...
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Not her best lookHow about all of the above? Whose bright idea was it to let this girl go on...
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Patrick and Jennifer Grey in Dirty DancingMany of you may be too young to remember all the good...
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Do they have Craigslist here? Wow. All dolled up and no one to ... never mind. I won't finish it....
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Ooh, baby, babyAll right, maybe it's not Britney. It's really Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, he of...
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Like she was hit by a trainHow many times has this girl been in rehab, at only 23? Why isn't Sharon...
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An irresistable aroma Simon Cowell is such a deliciously catty bitch when he gets all butch around...
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Gummi rhymes with dummyDetails are still out, but this is not the bear everyone thought would get bagged....
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Prince HarryI used to always think that William was the hotter Prince, but there's just something about...
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