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30/11/2007

That crazy old lady next door called again today. She keeps talking about you and the pool boy banging around in her cabana. Except she doesn't have a cabana, at least not in the back yard. She said she had pictures to show me. That can't be any worse than what everyone else is doing, though. See what I mean after the jump. ...
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29/11/2007

Scratch thisMee-ow. Just wait to see what he's going to do to her dining room rug. He thought she was looking at him kinda funny, but let it ride. She kept shaking that Pounce carton, and he can't resist those moist little treats. Kitty says he's consulting with a number of elite lawyers about his options in this case,...
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28/11/2007

Why y'all keep thinkin' I'm pregnant? I mean, really. How much more badly can this brainless queef mess up her life? And what's up with all the baby rumors lately? If she doesn't want custody of Sean and Jayden, what makes anyone think she'd want to adopt Chinese twins? It's just silly. Nonetheless, my heart skipped...
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Stephanie "Sticky Fingers" PrattYou know what they say. You can pick your friends but you can't...
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You make me sickOK, maybe not the bra, but he's just wild about those sexy little panties - they...
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Such a manly manTom Cruise is not just a happy little crazy dude with a Napoleon complex. He's a...
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More like pre-chewed turnipsParis has fallen so far off the A-list she had to travel to the Far...
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Watch the sparks flyDo either of these fine fellows seem to be uncomfortable in any way? No, look...
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Daly rhymes with scalySuch a loser. But then again, what do you expect from someone who was engaged...
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Soup sandwichA person has to have priorities, right? And while Blake is incarcerated Amy has pledged...
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Miley CyrusI don't even know what Hannah Montana does or what she sings or why she feels it is...
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August Rush castWhat can I say? I was wrong. The trailer was misleading. Yes the movie was a...
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Kristen BellSee Kristen Bell used to only be known by the 10 really devoted fans of Veronica Mars...
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Underbelly castNo obviously more people are excited if it made it back for a second season. This was...
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Look what he did to Ryan CabreraIt's so overdue. Papa Joe has been screwing things up for Jess...
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Didn't this girl just turn 18 like, six months ago? Yes, she did, and now she's letting the world get...
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Every day is like survivalBoy, somebody got reamed with the ugly stick one time too many. And maybe...
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1. Open wide 2. Hunker down 3. Giddyup!Because things change, right? One day you're the statue, next...
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Swedish poundcakeIt would be a tough choice, I know. Scrawny, balding, anemic Michael Bolton, who's been...
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He's done this beforeWhen I first saw these shots for GQ, I was stunned. This spanky shot, in particular,...
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Y'all got any soy sauce? And, I must say, she is rockin' those extra chins. But, hey, she's trying....
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Live long and prosper: Barley milk is hotOtherwise you know that woman will clean his clock and...
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K-Mart dress with peekaboo panelsWell, actually, they were falling out when she got there. I think...
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Let's play NorbitEgads! No wonder he's been making her life a living hell since then. I guess we...
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Too sexy for his shirt: so sexy it hurtsWow. Little Tom looks a lot different without his statuesque zombie...
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It's not my ass that's mashedHis wife Susan just threw her hands up and walked away. "He's so impulsive,"...
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Do I see some tongue? Travolta and his bedraggled ol' manwig gave film legend Kirk Douglas an unexpected...
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Almost as scary as Nancy GraceTo be fair, we at PrettyBoring don't like to make random accusations of illicit...
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With OscarRemember these shots? I'm sure Oscar and his now-pregnant wife do. Just when Oscar thought...
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Rita as Anna: grosser than grossHoward's broke? Did he burn through the money he wired out of...
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ThemBut you've got to act now, before the Easter Bunny exercises his buy option. There are a...
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You won't feel a thing, dearNancy Grace had a difficult pregnancy; it's probably got more to...
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Speed? What speed? Or equivalent British tabloid, which will replace the "y'all's" in insider quotes...
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Little Tommy TwinkleEver since Tom jumped on Oprah's couch he's been nuttier than a fruitcake. It's...
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And your little dog, too!And we all know how Ellen treats her dogs. Unlike Leno, Letterman and Stewart,...
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More than a peckLet's face it. We've never seen Pink get that passionate with anyone, least of all...
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Take away her keysExpect to see an emergency hearing in the Spears v. Federline custody case first thing...
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You just don't understand meUh, sure, it happened just that way. Britney went to the chandelier store...
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MandyI actually think they would be very cute together albeit strange (but not even like Olsen/Armstrong strange)...
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In this corner, the divinest George ClooneyOK, I'll do my best to remain impartial here, but you...
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Not talking about umbrellasI don't think they're talking about anything with a dick. Can't believe it...
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Looks pretty innocent, right? Well, there's a little bit of a snag. The new fully-equipped companion is still...
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Rebecca in her primeOr maybe she was Cocking the Radle. Either way, Rebecca has made it back onto...
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I'd rather be hairy! Please!!Doesn't David look just thrilled? Gee, where do I sign up? With that...
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See? Even Beyonce is weary of this. Rumor has it Jay-Z (or Shawn Carter) has plans to expand his...
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Hating Heidi: Officially endorsed by MTV MTV just bought another commercial free twenty-two minutes of...
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Gavin Rossdale You think being a super-grungy and popular 90's rocker turned professional husband, aka Mr....
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Amanda BynesShe must be feeling good. She finally got to do a Got Milk? ad. Too bad they haven't been...
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Orange you glad I'm back? Maybe she's adding it to the bong water for maximum vitamin absorption? Aww, lighten...
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Boyish charm? She sure looks funny on the down-low, kind of nearsighted and flat-chested. She also looks...
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Less-than-ideal driving conditionsOh, sure, blame the birth control for the extra twenty or thirty...
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You can have 'emLet's face it. Kevin did Britney a favor when he took custody of their sons. Increased...
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