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Butterscotch on the beachI love the Butterscotch Stallion. Even pale and pasty, there's just something so hot and sticky sweet about that good ol' boy. I wonder if that old saying about Texas rings true here.

I'm not alone. Women flock to Owen like the proverbial moth to the flame. You never hear an ex-girlfriend of Owen say a bad thing about him ... and they never stray too far.

But not all exes are good exes. Star Magazine says that Kate Hudson, the bitch who allegedly drove him to attempt suicide, is said to be burning up the phone lines to get with Owen since Lance Armstrong dumped her for being Klingon Krazy. While Owen was said to be "frosty" at first, he's just a nice guy and he's been "sweet" to her.

No, Owen! Don't do it! She was just seen kissing Chris last week, and she'll be with someone else by Wednesday. She's just using you and will stomp on your heart again if you let her in. Run free, Butterscotch, before you catch something. I don't think she's had her shots.

Where were you? Why did you go away? Is it my boy chest?You could see it all over her face. She's not in love; she's smitten. He rocked her inside-out. She dragged him to meet her parents, her ex, her son, her gardener ... you get the idea. All this after only a month. It's no surprise, then, that Lance has pried himself loose from Junior Hawn and flown the coop.

No one really expected it to last. They're both rotten sluts, breaking hearts and herniating discs wherever they slept off the latest drunk. An Olsen twin, a butterscotch stallion, countless mutual friends and a veritable army of anonymous hook-ups have all clocked miles with these two. While it wasn't a union anyone would have predicted, they're both horn dogs without conscience, kindred spirits of sorts.

Now that she's the one dumped for a change, Kate has wasted little time seeking solace. She was seen this week sharing a lingering kiss with furry ex-husband Chris Robinson. Hey, sometimes ex sex is the best kind ... unless of course one of the parties is still hung up on the other. Then it's just cruel. Come to think of it, that's right up her alley. God help Chris Robinson.

High School Reunion: Celebrity style.

How much fun do you think Kate Hudson and Baron Davis (NBA point guard) of the Golden State Warriors had at their ten year high school reunion in Santa Monica?

Imagine the conversation those two are having. It's got to be something along the lines of, "Well, I'm pretty famous and so are you. Umm? What else have you got?"

I'm not too sure about Baron but I'm sure Kate's suffered a few uncomfortable moments, think anyone brought up suicidal ex-Owen Wilson? Or Dax Shepard, who is best known for his time on Ashton Kutcher's "Punk'd"? Or even less recently, ex-husband Chris Robinson of The Black Crowes?! Think any jealous classmates sold out and told the paparazzi she'd be there!?

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS. Geez, why even bother to go?

Butterscotch, we hardly knew ye.Reports indicate that Owen Wilson was rushed to the hospital earlier today after having been discovered by a family member unconscious and with cuts to at least one wrist. I'll give Owen props for being an even better actor than we all thought; Butterscotch always seemed so happy-go-lucky as he plundered nightclubs on both coasts for sexual conquests. I would have never pegged him as suicidal, or even melancholy.

Owen was a dedicated playboy until he met Kate Hudson on the set of "You, Me and Dupree". Kate was still married to rocker Chris Robinson, although news of their failing marriage had yet to hit the press. Owen and Kate seemed to be taken with each other, and their chemistry was obvious during the publicity tour for the movie. Owen kept a low profile while Kate's divorce case made its way through the judicial system; once the coast was clear, the couple attempted to make a go of it.

No one is sure what happened, but the pair seemed to soon run out of steam, and Owen ambled off to find his next movie role. Kate didn't seem to miss him much either, and has in fact moved on to comedian Dax Shepard, who seems to be forging a relationship with her son, Ryder, something Owen wouldn't or couldn't do. Are the images of the new threesome what sent Owen over the edge? Probably not. Kate and Owen broke up a while ago. Perhaps it's just the public's first glimpse of something Owen's been struggling with for some time. Either way, I hope his family helps him get through this dark period.