You'll never get me, dirty coppers!Hats off to Blair Berk. She's gotten more celebrities off than coke, Oxy and Adderall combined - and legally.
Heather Locklear was allowed to plea her DUI down to misdemeanor reckless driving with a teeny weeny fine ($700), three years' "informal" probation and a 12-hour drug ed course. Of course Heather herself didn't actually have to appear; one of the perks of being able to afford high-end counsel is not having to get out of bed in the morning to beat your case.
What's Heather going to do next? Hard to say. She may sign up for that Melrose reunion the CW keeps talking about. They'd probably have to pay her twice what they pay the rest of the cast, but she's worth it. Or maybe she'll go off looking for Jack Wagner, who's become all but nonexistent since her bust. It could just be that he's still there for her but publicity shy, but I dunno. He just looks like the totally self-absorbed type to me. He was probably living at her house and cashing her residual checks while she was in rehab.
