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Breasts In Distress, Part II: Tara Reid Should Be Arrested For Cruelty To Boobies

Tara and her tattered tatasTara and her tattered tatasIf you can't afford to get them fixed, my GOD, woman, keep them under wraps. The left one is about to trip you up! At least they probably don't hurt; she probably lost any sense of touch in those things years ago.

This is what Tara wore on the runway for her new line at a show in Italy. I forget what she calls the line, but it's supposedly color-coordinated, with certain colors for certain moods. It's like Twister for your closet. I wonder what color Tara wears when she's feeling dumb like a post?

I haven't seen Tara's new line, but if it looks anything like the shit she wears every day, it won't be worth the rack it's hanging on. Speaking of rack, buy Tara's crappy clothes and maybe she can afford to get hers fixed.

 
 

 

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