Just need to get liquored up firstAnd you thought she was staying home because Daddy took her car keys. Britney doesn't need Starbucks anymore! She's doing all her loads by hand these days and inspiration is hard to come by with all those meds. Adnan is long gone, as are all the other hangers-on she used to associate with out of sheer loneliness. What's a girl to do? Simple - take a page out of Mama's play book.
Britney and Kevin have reportedly developed a weekly phone sex ritual that both are enjoying thoroughly. And why not? Britney gets off without getting in trouble with her keepers, and Kevin? He's just a dirty pig and doesn't mind helping the girl out ... as long as it's by phone. He's not about to take it to the next level and jeopardize his opulent lifestyle. If she gets the boys back he'll have little or no income - his alimony was scheduled to be cut last October, right around the time Britney started melting down - so I'm sure he'll convince the courts and Britney to take things slow. Meanwhile, he still has a "bevy of beauties" slipping in and out of his Tarzana house, according to inside sources. He better be careful, though. Britney was said to be looking at houses nearby last week, perhaps so she can get housecalls, too.
