Why so glum, chum?And not a renegade lumberjack gone AWOL in a pollen-fueled frenzy. Admit it - with a wool cap and a blue ox she'd be a dead ringer for Paul Bunyon.
As much as it's in her blood, maybe she's just not meant for the bright lights. She looks like a reasonably intelligent girl; can't someone get her a good-paying job at a studio office? She could become an agent - she's already got the connections.
But Rumer was just not cut out to be a glamor girl, at least not at the Globes this year. She might have pleasantly surprised us in the role, but I doubt it. I guess Mom and Dad will have to call in a few more favors, or they'll be supporting her for the rest of their lives.
