Can only afford 1 coat of orangeI know what you're thinking, that Lindsay's New Year's tipple is the big story. It's not the first time she's jumped into a bottle since rehab, it's just the first time she forgot about the cameras. By then she was so banged out and wasted Rosie O'Donnell could have been standing there and she wouldn't have noticed.
Unless, of course, Rosie was waving a blank check or a roll of 50's. Blohan is broke and her prospects aren't looking too bright. Her days of commanding multi-million-dollar fees for her roles are history. Like Greasy Bear Brandon Davis, Lindsay now has to resort to mooching off her friends for pocket money. She's got some kind of endorsement deal with the Ariva folks, but they're keeping it hush-hush because the dumb bitch is always smoking in public. Adding insult to injury is the $120,000 fee ex-boyfriend Riley Giles got for his stick-and-tell in News Of The World. Anyone could see she took those pictures herself! Her mother was so outraged she immediately got Riley's mother on the phone so she could demand her cut. For Lindsay's sake, of course. Nobody exploits their daughter like Mama Lohan.
