"Get it off me!" "Face still numb ..."Let this be a lesson to liquored-up, horny club hounds everywhere. All that glitters is not gold, and if it feels like you're at the end of a very long train, you probably are. Bail before it burns!
Sadly, K-Fed and Brody didn't listen. They took turns passing Paris back and forth like a bad joke in Vegas this weekend. And guess what? What happens in Vegas only stays in Vegas until the symptoms become too uncomfortable to ignore.
But K-Fed and Brody shouldn't feel too bad. A couple of weeks on a really strong antibiotic and they should be as good as new. As for Paris, she isn't growing any moss under her giant feet either. She was last spotted putting the make on Larry Birkhead of all people. Larry Birkhead?!? Is she trying to latch on to a babydaddy so she can have an instant family without ruining her long and lanky figure? Or is she looking for a more permanent meal ticket now that her grandfather has given away her inheritance?
