The clock ticks on ...Jennifer Aniston pregnancy rumors crop up about as often as her publicist submits his invoice for payment. Coincidence? I think not. But don't believe anything he says; everyone knows he's a pathological liar. Everybody except The National Enquirer, that is. They fell for his line of hooey again.
Now that they've gotten her name in the tabloids for a few days again, Maniston's reps are denying she is with child. They said despite being alone on Christmas Eve that "she's happy."
As opposed to whom? Nicole Kidman, perhaps? Sadly, she, also, is denying all the pregnancy rumors about herself. That's a shame - it would have been sweet to break that news around the same time as the release of Andrew Morton's book about her little ex, Tom Cruise. Nicole's people attributed the renewed frenzy over her frozen ovaries to the "silly season", but you know everybody's pulling for Nicole and Keith to make it work, if for no other reason than to get her to stop making bad movies.
Oh please, drop the childish
Oh please, drop the childish Maniston stuff. She's pure class next to the slut that is Holie. And all women get a little bloated every now and then.