Had a rough night in the drunk tankRight about now I bet Mischa would give her left tit (you know, the one that's always hanging out when she gets trashed) to turn back the clock a year or so. No, Mischa is destined to wallow in her conspicuously stained pants, and we get to watch her squirm. Feeling pity for the fallen celebutante? Don't. She deserves it, and much more.
Page Six's inside sources report that Mischa and her handlers gave the Cathouse owners such grief her arrest was a blessing in disguise. No shock there. We would expect nothing less from the girl who was so demanding her show's writers killed her off. I'm sure she got along great with all the other ladies in the drunk tank, too.
Maybe Mischa should go back home to jolly England. She might not be too welcome there either, though, on account of having had a slice of ginger love this summer. Is that why Harry and Chelsy broke up? She's so not worth it.
