Only 12 years apart in ageOr more precisely, Milo has, according to In Touch, and we all know they're never, ever wrong. At least they didn't try to use a text message as proof this time.
No, this time it was the unnamed onlooker who passed the news on to In Touch, saying that Milo dedicated a toast to his little garden gnome at a pre-Christmas party for the Heroes cast and crew. "He called her his girlfriend and said that he loved her," the onlooker reported.
Sounds a bit rich, doesn't it? Unless Milo is totally smitten with the little people, it's highly unlikely, and since he's obviously Italian and not Irish, it's even more implausible. Let's not forget the fact that Hayden just turned 18, although we all know she's not the innocent young thang she pretends to be. In light of all the unfavorable publicity her peers are generating, don't expect this one to get popped for DUI or knocked up by a producer. She's much too clever for that. She'll still be working when Lindsay and Mischa have to get jobs at the mall.
