But you're different. I won't need a wheelbarrow.Well, it's not like we should be surprised. It's not like these two have standards of any kind, but still. I wonder what Britney thinks of all this.
In typical Hollywood douchebag style, JR Rotem has been seen sharing an intimate smoke break with Lindsay. And where there's smoke, there's fire. Firecrotch, that is. And we all know if it's got a dick or dick-like protrusion that girl's all over it like press-on nails.
Does that mean he's not Britney's babydaddy? But he said! And In Touch is never wrong. Uhh, right. I thought that JR was looking for a nice Jewish girl on JDate. I guess he needed a little something to hold him over until his dream girl comes along, and let's face it; that's all Lindsay is to the men in her life. A brief stopover on the way to the STD clinic. She really must be stupid. After what he said about Britney in Blender ("Wheelbarrow style! Tractor style!") you'd think she'd know better, but that would be assuming she has any common sense or self esteem left. Unlikely on either count.
