The HillsAnd it had been so juicy. All those Heidi/Lauren confronts made me shiver down to the core of my spine. You just can't imagine someone could be that stupid and yet Heidi is just willing to keep pushing those boundaries and Lauren is like stone cold Austin but in a flirty dress that she probably designed. After a lame Lauren looks back on the last four years of her life that have been documented (which was just spliced old episodes of Laguna and The Hills with her lame narrative which seemed to be more lame than usual. Something like "I was trying to get away from the drama and then I moved to Hollywood: the drama capitol of the world." Jeez. They can write better than that.
So anyway, oh and don't read this if you haven't seen it yet but you really shouldn't care that much because nothing ever really happens on the show, Lauren doesn't get offered a trip to Paris. Sad. But then wait she does get offered a trip to Paris. Happy. Lauren practices her French, which is terrible. which makes it funny. Oh and Heidi and Spencer break-up because they think that will make them more popular or they are stupid and don't realize that it has been months since they filmed this episode. Lauren and Brody said good-bye and acted lovey-dovey and I thought she said I love you but I think it was thank you so who gives a shit? Oh and Heidi looks really tall and Audrina sits on the couch and looks at magazines. I think we can safely say that the season finale of Lost was definitely better. Apparently, there is to be a 4th season. I cannot even fathom the excitement that will bring to television.
Oh and apparently Lauren Conrad did tell People.com that they do reenact scenes for The Hills if the camera misses something but that is just how reality TV works. She insists it is still real. I mean I know if someone I am talking to missed the event or conversation is talking about I go get the other person, go back to the same location and reenact the entire event. That is totally normal. Wait there are people who don't do that?
