Same IQ and table mannersYou know, because under that grungy weave and grimy face lies the brain of a freakin' genius. Believe it, y'all.
Miffed because Paris tried to steal her thunder at the birthday bash that crashed another event, Britney has taken the advice of her one true friend, the cookie cutter shark, and decided to turn the screws on the lesion-ridden heiress, threatening to release video of Paris making out with another female guest if she "continues being rude to people".
Um, OK. If this was anyone else besides Paris, this threat might actually hold some water, but we're talking about someone who gets their biggest thrill debasing others, especially other women. Paris knows there's no such thing as bad publicity for someone who makes a living out of being a tabloid fixture. Don't blame Cookie Cutter, though; he's a fish and they don't read the weeklies.
