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Poor Paris: One Night With Avril Lavigne Makes Irritable Bowel Syndrome Feel Like A Spa Day

Floam-filled lipsFloam-filled lipsMaybe this is payback for what she did to Britney last year. Girl, you got skanked. Even bathing in tomato juice will never get that smell out.

Paris must be lonely, or craving attention lately. First she crashed Britney's birthday bash just long enough to steal the spotlight (not a difficult task). If that wasn't enough low enough, Paris has also been spotted in the company of Avril Lavigne, official skank of the Great White North. Maybe Paris is just getting cheap. When not plagiarizing other writers' songs, Avril is best known for beating her husband and keeping him in a cupboard under the stairs. She's also rumored to have a $1,000-a-day coke habit. By the look of Paris' dilated pupils, I'd say she talked Avril into sharing.

 

What is wrong with you. How

What is wrong with you.
How can you hate someone you have never met so much. Is it cause she's married to Deryk or because she's had a few bad words for Britney.
Avril rumored to have a cocaine addiction, she beats Deryk and keeps him in the cupboard under the stairs. Are you joking or will you just say anything to make Avril look bad?
Please, it's really just sad, find someone you like and write about them, don't make up lies about people you dislike and know nothing about.

I'd choose Avril over Paris

I'd choose Avril over Paris anyday, I'd walk a mile out of my way to avoid Paris.

 

 

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