Not anatomically correct: but equally spinelessWhile the dishonorable Senator has been busy trying to keep his pathetic ass employed, enterprising journalists and their eager-to-discredit-the-douche sources have been lining up to share their accounts of the Senator's apparent long-term penchant for rump meat.
The Idaho Statesman has identified four men who claim to have had sexual relations or been approached by Craig for illicit sex, with another four men who admit same but refuse to be named. One of named is the same rent boy whose torrid tales disgraced the Rev. Ted Haggard of the National Association of Evangelicals.
Craig, for his part, continues to steadfastly deny having enjoyed the forbidden fruit of these fine young lads, telling the AP in an emailed statement, "Despite the fact the Idaho Statesman has decided to pursue its own agenda and print these falsehoods without any facts to back them up, I won't let this paper's attempt to malign my name stop me from continuing my work to serve the people of Idaho." In other words, if he steps down his wife will beat him to within an inch of his life and take everything he owns. Seriously, why is this man still in office? Look at what Bill Clinton went through for a few hummers and a specially flavored cigar. Doesn't all this fall under conduct unbecoming, or doesn't that count anymore?
