Just a tipple won't hurt, right?Oh, Lindsay. That pathetic scraping noise you hear is the sound of the Blohan slowly sliding off the wagon.
She's been doing so well ... or has she just been hiding it well? She was always a sneaky little bitch, hiding her booze in water bottles and Red Bull cans. And she's got a great publicist, but lousy friends. They can't wait to sell her down the river, each and every time.
These same friends told the Daily News that Lindsay did in fact drink when she came back to New York for Thanksgiving, but that she did it in moderation. There's no such thing for an addict. "Her drug use was way more intense than her party drinking," the idiot friend said. "As long as she's not doing drugs, she's okay."
Ha! What nonsense! If she's drinking, it's only a matter of time before she's running to the bathroom for a few bumps. It's called cross-addiction: Doing one brings on the craving for the other. Now that she's hanging out with her good buddy Samantha Ronsen again, you can just bet they're bumping up all over the place.
Of course she's got good reason to keep all this under wraps. Lindsay is contractually obligated to remain sober. If her relapse behavior becomes public record no one will hire her. Then she'll have to push her mother out of the way and become Ali's manager.
