Like a moose in the cabooseNever mind the jewelry, the laptop or video camera - they were all insured, and there's nothing there we all haven't been subjected to. Over and over and over again. No, I think the ho with the large barge is worried about much more ... private things. Like her battery-powered travel buddies, or maybe her favorite giant purple butt plug.
The head heifer at the Triple K Ranch got a real New York welcome when she flew into JFK this week. Kim claims that when she stopped to stick her big hairy ass out for photographers that someone absconded with items from her luggage worth $50,000. So file a baggage claim, right? It worked for Lohan. She got some lovely sympathy press and even got her jewelry back.
The airline's Lost & Found personnel took down Kim's claim information and sent her off with a smirk. Expect to see some fuh-reaky weapons of self-mastication on E-bay by the end of the week.
