Heidi MontagI don't even want to think about what goes on in that tiny bird brain of hers. She wears her hair really big to cover up her tiny freakish head. Well apparently Heidi wants to sell us clothes now just to rub a little more dirt in the fight with Lauren Conrad. But see Lauren actually aspires to make designer clothes while I have a feeling Heidi's clothes will have a tiny little waist and then have like one piece of shear material to "cover" her boobs. Her clothes will also feature the annoying accessory of an extremely stupid, evil and absolutely pointless boyfriend who is really scary looking.
