The potatoes are NOT lumpy!Michael Lohan has got to be the most confrontational soup kitchen volunteer in history. All day long he accosted the downtrodden and weary, making sure that not a crumb was left uneaten.
Michael's been grumpy since Lindsay took her chubby jobless boy toy back to Long Island for Thanksgiving instead of having a holiday in Utah. He was hoping Lindsay would spring for another all-expenses-paid vacation for him and his lady friend. Alas, Lindsay has been keeping both parents at a careful arm's distance. Especially her mother - every time she hears Dina's coke-and-booze-choked voice she wants to run to an AA meeting.
Hopefully notLindsay's resolve will be tested over the holidays, as she revisits the very stomping grounds of her adolescence, when drugs were still recreational and her parents didn't ask her for money. She's hoping to get Ali away from Mom for a few minutes, too, to make sure she's doing OK. She's worried about bad influences and over-momaging destroying her little sister like it almost destroyed her.
