Live long and prosper: Barley milk is hotOtherwise you know that woman will clean his clock and walk out with his baby. And Momma would be awfully mad.
In a stunning coup for the rabid followers of Emperor Xenu, Usher is said to be in training to become a Scientologist. According to those mystical beings known as inside sources, Usher thinks it's important to raise his son as a Scientologist, although one has to wonder how he could be so sure about such a radical religion so quickly. Who's been giving him the highlights? Why, none other than little Tommy Cruise, who serves on the board of Usher's New Look Foundation.
Of course, there's no word yet on what Tameka thinks of the whole silent Scientology birthing process, but if she's wise, she'll take the Katie Holmes route - do the time, drop the kid and head to Barney's.
First of all, you don’t
First of all, you don’t CONVERT to Scientology. He can be Christian AND a Scientologist! God helps those who help themselves — and Scientology helps you help yourself! Read the Dianetics book. Read Problems of Work. Read Fundamentals of Thought. Enroll in a course at a Scientology or Dianetics center. Then make up your mind! Stop reading and listening to people who don’t even know what the word “Scientology” means!
Well done, Usher!
Of course you CONVERT to
Of course you CONVERT to Scientology.
According to Scientology doctrine, all world religions, including Christianity, were brainwashing given to the "thetans." Becoming a Scientologist involves endless e-meter use to rid oneself of these "thetans" with their attendant brainwashing. Therefore, according to Scientology, it is impossible to be both Scientologist and Christian.
Also, remember, being a Scientologist means you have free rein, according to the religion, to do whatever you wish to someone who is not a Scientologist. Since Christians are required to love their enemies and pray for those that hurt them, it is a completely opposite ethical position. Might as well be an "evolutionist in favor of intelligent design...
Just think, if you become a Scientologist, you could become as famous and successful as Tom Cruise has become in the past two years....