Convicted criminalSound too good to be true? Well, it's not. You, too, can get popped for a second, felony DUI and possession of cocaine within a two-month period and be in and out of jail before they serve lunch. All you have to do is make sure your vodka is in a water bottle and say you were wearing someone else's pants.
And so it was done. Lindsay got her jail time served this morning before Britney had her first frappucino latte and dozen doughnuts. She really dolled herself up for the booking photo, too. Such a lovely shade of orange, and nice bumble lips, too!
Lindsay still has to complete her community service, giving out cookies and juice to blood donors. I wonder if it's as much fun as handing out Oxy's in the bathroom when the coke's gone. She still seems like she's got her shit together, too ... but that's OK. Dina and Ali are busy filming their reality show - I'm sure they'll hit the clubs to celebrate when they finish filming. And if Ali gets tired, Mom will be right there to help her out.
