Is it on my teef?Was she using the mirror for something else, something a little more ... stimulating? Does it have anything to do with the dopey grin on the gentleman following her? Lastly, is the pattern of her tights making you woozy, too? Turn them off! Turn them off!
Whatever she's up to, she's not quite sure herself, so don't expect to find out anytime soon. At least she's given up on saving drunk elephants - too time consuming! - and returned to what she does best, err, all that she does, which is party herself blind. As sad as this pic is, it's not as bad as the one I could have posted, of Paris humping a stripper pole. Consider yourself lucky. I'm still disinfecting.
