Is that a ...? No, it's just a string.Yes, I know, it's tragic. But even as Justin clawed at the polyester fabric to slap out the flame before it could ignite, he still had to peek, hoping against hope even all these years later, that he'd finally see some hair growing down there. Finally! But no. Not this time, little man.
Regardless of his pubic dilemma, Justin burnt a hole in his trunks, so he put them in the Biel pile. What, you ask, is the Biel pile? It's all the busted up, broken down, unwanted stuff taking up room chez Timberlake. Rollerblades, baking pans, surf boards - she'll take it all! In the few months they've been dating, Justin's been able to get rid of so much clutter Mommy can fit her car in the garage again. That means little man gets his night light back. Thanks, big muscle lady.
