But I gargle every hour ... with Jack DanielsLet this be a lesson to all those aspiring ladies who lunch, those overdone, underfed young ladies who subsist on a liquid lunch fortified with Marlboro Lights: Your breath smells worse than a garbage scow at low tide; don't go away mad, but please, go.
Last weekend at the New York Comedy Festival the cast of Scrubs was asked who they thought were their best and worst guests. While the group couldn't agree on who was best, they had no trouble reaching a unanimous decision that Tara Reid, or more precisely her breath, was the very worst, hands down. No matter what time it was, they could smell Tara's smoke and booze breath. While her overindulgence in tobacco and alcohol did not appear to affect her ability to function onset, the stench of her breath was almost more than the cast could take.
Poor Tara, just when we think she's getting it together someone exposes her sneak-drinking again. If she doesn't slow down soon she won't even have a liver left.
