V is for ValtrexScientists recently released the results of a study that showed that male mice and rats become numb and apathetic when forced to gaze upon she who takes it up the butt for coke. The rodents seemed to not feel pain or stress. Researchers noted absolutely no effect on the female subjects. Surprised?
While Paris has been off doing something or another in Russia, Tokyo and now South Korea, her attorneys have been busy battling Hallmark in the defamation suit for a series of greeting cards that depicted Paris as the brainless twit she wants people to think she is. Clever, eh? Hallmark isn't buying it. They have filed a motion to dismiss the case, stating "Hilton has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist's pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical." Huh. They may have a point there. Besides, the cards are cute. Really.
