Face like bollocksYeah, Mickey's lookin' good, right? That little mustache doesn't disguise the fact that he looks like a llama with all that plastic in his face. And still he looks 150 years old. Amazing.
Regardless of how many plastic surgery websites he appears on, Mickey hasn't had a paying gig for a while. When his agent didn't turn up anything good, Mickey went to the internet and read about the latest celebrity craze: Drunk driving. It's only cool if you get caught.
Unlike Paris or Lindsay, Mickey doesn't have a $100,000 Benz in which to get clipped. He had to settle for his "alternate" transportation, the baby-blue Vespa. Makes you weak in the knees, doesn't it? Rourke was pulled over late last night leaving Mansion in Miami. He cut an illegal U-turn in front of a cop, cutting him off in traffic to be sure he was noticed. Rourke was said to be flushed, red-eyed and otherwise snookered. The cop said he couldn't even walk the straight line. How sad. Mickey was booked this morning, and held on $1,000 bail. Guess his date wouldn't spring him. Or his agent.
