OK, I did it. Can I sleep now?Holy alien infiltration! The dirty deed was sealed with this secret handshake.
Seriously, how does one train for a 26-mile marathon in only three months? Isn't that something that takes years of conditioning and training? Maybe not, if you're running on adrenaline ... and secret Thetan power shakes (made from L. Ron's personal recipe). The little man probably had a transmitter chip implanted behind her ear, chanting, "Run, Katie. Run, if you ever want to see Suri again." To drop out would have discredited the Scientologists' superhealthy-without-drugs credo.
How great a guy is Tom? After standing around for five hours waiting for Katie to finally saunter across the finish line, he marched her back to their hotel and made her shower and change so she could accompany him to another movie premiere. She even obligingly slouched down next to him for the photo ops, even though her legs had to be aching. Suri gave her a nice foot massage when she got home, though ... right after she hid Daddy's lifts in the diaper bag again.
You don't need years of
You don't need years of training to run a 26.2 mile marathon. Even if you haven't run before, it takes 6 months to train. For Katie, she looks fit . So, I'm not surprised it took her 3 months to train.
all your blogs are
all your blogs are priceless. i honestly didn't think women could be this funny.
what are your measurements?!?