But they were my friendsIt's a hard lesson for a young person to learn: sometimes shit just happens, no matter what you do. When you're a teenage celebrity with the world at your feet, the lesson must seem especially cruel.
Little Hayden Pantyhairs learned that hard lesson this week, when her animal activist trip to Japan to save the dolphins from slaughter turned ugly. She and her surfing buddies did their best to keep the fishermen away from the dolphins, only to be met with the business end of boat propellers and gaffing hooks. Luckily none of the demonstrators were hurt, but the animal lovers were forced to watch helplessly as the ocean turned red with the blood of the dolphins.
Hopefully this won't deter Hayden from continuing her activism on behalf of our animal friends. As long as she doesn't hang out with the crazies like Heather Mills she'll be all right. She'll probably jet back to LA, buy herself a Prius , write out a check for PETA, then head out to the clubs for a little conspicuous consumption of her own.
