Back off! I saw him first!Dealing with lecherous Papa Joe was bad enough. As much as she loves what Ken can do with her hair, she's sick of him chasing away all the men in her life. Nick hated him, Bam and Johnny Knoxville tried to flush his head down the toilet, and John Mayer locked him in a utility closet at Lincoln Center. Now that she's riding the Butterscotch Stallion, she's making it clear: Mess with this and you're buying your own styling products.
Having failed as an actress and mainstream pop star, Jessica is returning to her roots, deciding to record a country album. Gone are the $10,000 glam gowns she used to wear; in their place are her daisy dukes and cowboy shirts. With a body like hers, she could pull off any look, but it's getting tiresome.
Some are concerned that Owen is still too fragile to get involved in a relationship, especially with someone who seems so high-maintenance. But maybe they're both ready to settle down. They share a bond as native Texans, and besides, Jess has to do something to grab a little spotlight away from her little sister. Ashlee and Pete Wentz seem to be going strong, and she misses the days of being the "prettier" Simpson sister. No word yet on what Daisy thinks of all this. If Owen passes the Maltepoodle test, he's home free.
Weren't her roots
Weren't her roots "inspirational" or religious? that is where she came from, not country.
I pity the country scene, they are next to get sick of Jessica and her self centered personality.