I'm not as think as you drunk I amOh, Tara. You must have wiped out more brain cells than you realize. Perhaps this picture will bring it back to you.
Tara says the reason she didn't end up like Paris and Lindsay is that she knows how to party the right way. What about that night she sideswiped a parked car on the way home and paid off the owner before the cops could be called? Oops! Didn't think we knew about that one, did you?
In an interview with FHM Online , Tara said, "You'll never read a story about me going out and partying when I'm supposed to be working, showing up on a set drunk or missing a day, never." Oh, sure, that's easy for her to say. What was her last gig, Taradise? She was paid to be a party hound for that one.
Tara did say that the celebutantes "need to straighten up a little bit and make better investments." That's one thing she has done right. Most people don't know it, but she has successfully parlayed her earnings into multiple real estate holdings and is quite well-off financially. It's just as well; there will never be another American Pie for she of the lopsided breasts and cottage cheese tummy and thighs.
