Hold the cream cheese ... and go long!Certain terms and conditions apply, but this was too good not to share.
Bitch has it coming, and then some. Last week, during an interview on CNBC, Ann told Danny Deutsch that America would be a better place if everyone was Christian. Deutsch, himself a Jew, was flabbergasted, and made her explain her remarks. Ann said that the Jewish "need to be perfected" to Christianity because it is "a lot easier. It's kind of a fast track ... See, we believe your religion, but you have to obey." Uh, hello, Hitler? It wasn't bad enough what she said about the 9/11 widows being media whores, now she's slandering religion.
Not to worry. Bragster.com has the perfect solution: They're offering $1,000 to the person who pelts Coulter with bagels ... and gets it on film. Sadly, they note that contestants must "be gentle and ... not hurt her. This is simply a bit of fun ... not malicious."
OK, folks, you've got a week. To sign up, go to Bragster's siteand click "Disagree" to join the bet. You have to be 18 or older, and able to upload your video to their site. Remember, they're not paying anyone to assault that rotten cooze, they're paying for video of it. If you get arrested, jumped by a bunch of militant arch-conservatives or sued, you're on your own. You'll make a little mad money, and make millions of people jump for joy in the streets.