Lydia, Lydia, her makeup is grittier ...Forget Mischa Batface (she's a has-been anyway). Word on the street is that Cisco Adler, he of the Brahma balls, has scored himself a nifty upgrade in the girlfriend department by way of one Lydia Hearst-Shaw. Name ring a bell? She's the wealthy heiress-model-granddaughter of William Randolph Hearst. Yes, she's loaded, and has the teeth to prove it.
Lydia, daughter of convicted felon and brainwashing victim Patty Hearst, was spotted tonsil-wrestling with Cisco in various New York City hotspots last week. Lydia's publicist admits they've been consorting, but points out that it's a new relationship and he doubts that it's serious yet. He's gotta be shaking his head, too, wondering what it is about this guy that young girls are drawn to. Is it his knavish good looks? No, he doesn't have any. Is it his pot connection? Maybe. Either way, this guy gets more tail than a donkey with a pin. Will it last? Maybe. Cisco's is good at stringing along the brazenly brainless. He'd better be careful, though. She could do a number on that dangling sack with those chompers of hers.
Cisco and his claim to infamy
