Orlando may think he's slick, being a Pirate and all, but he won't fool Daisy. After the whole John Mayer debacle, Daisy refuses to be swayed by table scraps or belly rubs. If he doesn't pass muster, she'll pee in his shoes.
Maltepoo in the middleDaisy thinks Orlando looks a little too much like Snidely Whiplash for her comfort, and she hates a guy who tries to bond with her to get to Jess. It's all unnecessary anyway. She's lonely enough already; he won't have to try that hard.
Jess and Orlando appeared together at a Fall Out Boy concert at Paramount Studios. While they only stayed for about twenty minutes (see, told you she was hard up), observers said they had that cautious yet eager new couple appearance. Of course, then Orlando had his little accident incident a couple nights later and Jess thankfully wasn't present. It remains to be seen what effect, if any, that incident will have on a relationship that may or may not be in, er, bloom. For Jessica's sake I hope she's finally found someone that will treat her right. Orlando doesn't seem like the type to spin her around three times and then disappear, lock her in the men's room with the other transvestites or leave her stranded atop a hedge in a towel. Then again, one never knows. Jessica may just bring that out in men. Blame it on Papa Joe and the botox. Both poison, I tell you.
