It's not easy being greenIf it were anyone else, they'd be billyclubbed, firehosed and cuffed then stuffed in the bus. But no, not Ms. Foxy Brown. Fool, she will cut you.
Foxy was due for a hearing in Brooklyn this morning. When it was time to board the prison bus, Foxy refused to leave her cell, claiming her hair and makeup weren't done. They don't have a salon tucked away in there somewhere, do they? What was she using, condiments and Swiffer cloths? Bitch, get on the bus, right? Wrong. They let it slide, then sent another bus to fetch her at noon.
Give a girl like Foxy an inch and she'll take a mile, though. When the noon bus arrived, Foxy again refused to board, saying that she was hungry and wouldn't leave without being fed. Did she get a beating? Nope. They even went so far as to send a third bus, which she just outright refused ... and they let it slide. Un-flippin'-believable.
The judge rescheduled her hearing for October 16 and said if she tried any of that malarkey again he'd issue an order forcing her to comply. Ooh, I'm sure she's like soooo scared now. She'll probably just tell the guards she can't go because she's got "woman problems" and see how far that gets her. If that doesn't work, she'll say she hears voices telling her not to go, and the judge just may believe her. Prison is too good for that crazy broad.
