I'm gonna get me some kibbles n bitsDon't say you haven't been warned. So sweet, so tender. Wouldn't you trust your kids with her? No? How about your dog? The latest dirt to hit the street is that Britney loves her little Yorkie, London, more than she loves her sons. Some club troll quoted her as saying, "I never wanted them anyway," when someone told her she'd get them back. Another wacky report says that Britney would ignore her crying children in favor of her barking puppy. Aw, c'mon, people. Isn't she enough of a trainwreck without people making up ridiculous shit like this?!?
Another "insider" says that Britney used to physically abuse K-Fed during their marriage - I'm sure everyone's heard the one about her clonking him on the head with a frying pan, right? Hell, wouldn't you swat him upside the head a few times? This is the Federline smear machine at work, working hard to ruin her reputation while padding his wallet. Yes, she's made it really easy for them with her gonzo behavior, but she can't help it. Hopefully she will get some counseling, as court ordered, and hopefully it will help her. Anyone who saw the pictures of her saying good-bye to her kids last week could see that she loves them. She just hates herself. Even her redneck daddy is stepping up to the mic now, saying he wants to get her committed ... for her own good. Good ol' boy should stick to his Pabst Blue Ribbon and go back to the doublewide.
