It's Justin, bitchesEver notice that all of the former boy banders have relationship issues with women? Even if he can't achieve puberty he can still be a misogynist pig. My mother always said: never trust a twerp with a falsetto.
According to this week's Star Magazine, Timberlake played hide-the-salami with Big Mama Biel during Timbaland's 30-minute set ... and then came out and bragged about it to his roadies. Such class. She must be proud to be on his arm ... and the end of his pee-pee. No wonder he won't admit to the relationship in interviews. He thinks he's much better than her.
The more we learn about Little Man JT, the more distasteful he seems. He's probably the reason Britney has such deep relationship issues. Imagine losing your virginity to an arrogant little douche with a Napoleon complex - maybe his experience with "Daddy Lou" left more of a mark on him than he's willing to admit. Or maybe he just misses the attention of a large, sweaty older man and resents all these beautiful women for trying to help him forget the whole thing. Poor little chicken.
