Y'all like some coffee with your cameltoe?The stubby little chumpot has found a way to beat the drug test. I'm sure that whatever she bought at GNC had nothing to do with it. Besides, she was too busy flashing her nipple ... again ... to show her pap friends what she bought. Could be she's got a recurrent woman problem; could be she picked up a rash from Sam and/or JR.
Britney spent another day with the boys and the parenting coach. Seems like she's overcome her objection to someone telling her how to mother her boys. You know, since she's done such an outstanding job up until now. The pics of her tearily saying good-bye to them were heartbreaking, though.
Today Britney also was photographed puffing away on a butt while getting gas. It's not like she was actually pumping the gas herself; she's got the paps doing that for her. Hell, they even swiped her credit card and cleaned her windows for her. Stupid bitch is lucky she didn't blow herself up. She also learned that she has to appear for booking on hit-and-run charges for her little parking lot fender bender in August. And oh, joy, she'll have back-to-back court dates! Hit-and-run on the 25th, custody on the 26th. Talk about a charmed existence.
There's still no word yet on whether the Viceroy will hire her as a bartender, although it's unlikely at best. A night manager was quoted as saying they'd require a background check (she's got no job experience) and a drug test, which they seemed skeptical she'd pass. Hey, that was before GNC. The sky's the limit now. Y'all seen my pacifier?
Don't you think the constant
Don't you think the constant badgering of Ms. Spears is getting tired? I personally feel if you had your behind forced into pageants and the stage and your life manipulated, with the shutter bugs going non-stop that you'd want to rebel. I'm not defending her actions, I'm just saying if you think she's so screwed up and yesterday's news, why are you still writing about her and giving the paparazzi a reason to snap photos. If you really think that she has a problem, why don't you leave her alone and let her solve it. She's obviously going through it and at the end of the day, there are real people (including her tots) involved. Have a damn heart, its obvious that the celebrity world doesn't! Stop the hating!