After cracking wise about "milk" and "cows" on the Late Show with David Letterman, Pamela Anderson's last ex, Kid Rock, wished her luck in her recent marriage to Rick Salomon.

I wish that this powerhouse couple joins forces in making the ultimate, star-studded sex tape to end all sex tapes. And then they'll end. Seriously. I mean in theory, the idea of being able to check out any celebrity you can think of in the act sounds alluring, but when you get down to it, some things are best left to the imagination.
Take the Golden Girls Gangbang video, for example. Sounds hot, right? You'd be so wrong.