In an interview with Parade magazine, Mila Kunis, star of "That 70s Show" and voice of oft-abused Griffin daughter "Meg" on Fox's tangential stoner 'toon, "the Family Guy" is sick and tired of the tabloids' rumors she's engaged to longtime boyfriend, Macaulay "AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" Culkin.
"No one seems to listen," she complains.
"What is wrong with these people? Half the time you can say the misconstrued facts. But more often than not, they just make stuff up."
You wanna know what I've had enough of, Mila? The constant onslaught of "That 70s Show" reruns. It's on all the g'damn time. You know what would be nice? An occasional airing of, oh, I don't know, "My Two Dads." That Staci Keenan is a hoot. I bet she'd kill for some tabloid saying she's married to Kevin from Home Alone. No one ever mentions her name anymore. In fact, I think this is the first time in fifteen years it's been mentioned in anything. You're welcome, Stace.
Or maybe some good ol' "Just the Ten of Us." Remember that show? It had like, three sluts in it. Each with different hair color. A little somethin' for everybody. Your old show only had one. Kelso. And his hair's way too feminine for my taste.
