OK, OK, maybe it wasn't my house. Or my sex ramp. But a girl can dream, can't she?
George and the purple ramp
George was in fact spotted leaving someone's house with a nifty little sex ramp - he must have been using it to even out the wobble in the dining room table. Maybe he was doing some deep, deep tissue massage to his girlfriend as part of her recovery from their bike accident. Getting that blood flow up is crucial to quick healing.
Then again, he is, like, an actor, and this could all be for a role he's doing. A guy like George would never get caught out in public, in broad daylight no less, with a sexual aid. But if he ever wants to give the ol' ramp a whirl, he's got my number. I had to provide it when they filed for the restraining order. Like I said, a girl can dream.
