Mr. Potato hEad Revealed!Oh, what a sneaky spud that Potato Head is. After tweaking for weeks on end, Britney finally showed him the door, but she's got enough in her system to flunk drug tests for like three years.
Rather than try to sober up, Britney listened to the gypsy pharmacist lady, who told her to head on down to GNC. They figure she's got nothing to lose anyway; every time she doesn't show for a test it counts as a fail - what's another fail? It's not like she expects to pass anyway. And she may be past the point of caring. Now that she's lost the boys there's nothing holding her back from complete self-annihilation.
She blew off the first visit with the kids because she didn't want anything to do with a parenting coach (although she did reportedly visit with them today). She has no intention of attending counseling or parenting classes. The only reason she finally got a valid license was because she was worried she'd get pulled over while holding. 
Y'all got Cheetos flavored stuff?
There are 18 days until her next court appearance. I don't think she's going to show. I think it will be a miracle if she makes it to October 26 without something really bad happening.
