Tila Tequila, the self-proclaimed queen of MySpace, attempts a go from "irrelevant skank" to "mildly entertaining distraction from doing my laundry" on MTV tomorrow night.
The reality dating show plays out like a "Bi-Sexual Bachelorette," with lesbians and straight dudes competing for the love of Miss Tequila, and there are rumors that one of the contestants has already scored a spin-off show of his/her own.
Which goes to show there really is no justice in a world where worthless and obnoxious cretins hot for faux-celebrity tail ink TV deals, and I'm stuck in Anonymous-town complaining like an old codger 'cause they're playing this sort of brainless bullhockey on MTV instead of, I dunno, a Duran Duran or A-ha video. You know, like they did in the good old days. Hey, you good-for-nothing kids with your Laguna Beach! Get offa my lawn! If I didn't let my back out sneezing this morning, I'd get up out of my rocking chair and take a belt to your behinds!
