The rumor is that Ashton left his cell phone in a London cab, and the cabbie is trying to shake him down for a couple mil to get it back. Ashton is holding out for a better deal - he'll pay to get the phone back if the cabbie will take his wife - please. I mean, c'mon, Rumer's looking good these days.
Trust - you don't want to see that naked
Ever since filming that new movie with Cameron Diaz, Ashton is feeling that age difference between him and his wife. Even after $500,000 in plastic surgery, the girl's got some miles on her - 44 and three kids later, there's only so much that cutting, stretching and pulling can do. Ashton has learned to just keep the lights low.
This whole stolen cell phone rumor sounds a little hokey anyway. Ashton and Demi are very private; the idea of them keeping a stash of homemade porn on their cell phones just doesn't ring true. And even if it was, it can only help Demi's career at this point. When they first got together, she was the bigger star, but she hasn't had any work since Charlie's Angels, a far cry from the roles she landed in her prime.
